They love their pedos.
Houston is literally the most diverse city in America.
http://houston.culturemap.com/news/city-life/04-11-19-houston-most-diverse-city-in-america-wallethub-jersey-city/
"Sink into the river"?? Huh?? Found an entire day later looking like that? No way. You know how hot it is right now?
This makes no sense.