ANON, did you miss the Area 51 reveal a couple weeks ago?
That Skunk Works documentary on History Channel?
Arrggghhh, go watch it, it's on U-Verse On Demand until July 15
Late parent was Skunk Works (I was OLD when I found out)
IT'S A TEST RANGE, PEOPLE
Don't test brand-new crazy aircraft over shopping centers and elementary schools
Very secure so the effing Chinese and whoever else can't steal our stuff
As we have proven and learned right here, the Chinese and everybody else try to steal our stuff constantly, because it's better than theirs, and they're lazy cheapskates
God almighty, it's way the hell out in the desert for practical reasons
And there are
UNDERGROUND BASES
because it is hard and expensive as hell to
AIR CONDITION
metal buildings in the middle of the desert
There!! Any questions, class???