You’re confusing the Orthodox Church with something else entirely. We are the Church that has suffered persecution for centuries, from Islam and Communism. We have been underground, we have been spies on and infiltrated, we have been through periods during which the powers that were wanted to wipe us off the face of the earth. Our priests are predominantly married men and true pastors in their communities. Our bishops are monastics. All Orthodox Christians are enjoyed to pursue asceticism and personal holiness. And that is why we have, thanks be to God, been largely free of the scandals you seem to wish we’d been embroiled in.
It is unwise to speak ill of something of which you know little.