PEDOVORE PSA
Presented as a service to the pedovore, secret society, mystery cult community.
Pedovores: Do not attempt to evade the ongoing action by law enforcement and US military. You can not run, you can not hide. Your only safe course is to surrender to military or to the nearest anon face down on ground hands behind head say "I am a pedovore, I have no weapons on my person and wish to surrender." You will be taken in to custody shortly.
WHEN IN CUSTODY
Staff responsible for transport are also responsible for your safety in the event the transport vehicles are attacked you may be advised to assume a fetal position. Soldier or staff protecting you are to be addressed as sir, ma'am or anon.
Do not complain about the size or location of your cell. You are pedovore, the lowest form of life in the US penal system and the cells are a standard size.
USMC is not authorized to take desert orders from GITMO bound pedovores. Pedovores there are no satan sanctified desert options. and not facilities for any for of sacrifice, Soldiers who deliberately create contrary expectations in pedovores they are transporting cause trouble for the GITMO staff.
Questions about your tribunal are answered here
https://fas.org/sgp/crs/natsec/RL31600.pdf