Tomfoolery is under-utilized.
I have that same sense through work experience. Soooo many people are shot when just reading the bible on the front porch.
It is truly uncanny. Books, especially that one, are likely cursed.
Odd.
Makes me wonder.
Was that cock-gobbler threatening to harm Trump & his fam “part of the plan”?
Are you actually an adult, or simply good at acting like one?
Your not in healthcare.
If you were you would see the sarcasm and recognize my decades-old joke.
I would be sad for you if that spark were extinguished.
‘That spark’ is the inner child,ya goof.
I in no way refer to the poster’s demise with the verb extinguish. That action word is chosen because the inner child we all have is a beautiful light to behold when shown to others.
The bird is the WORD.
Many poor and underprivileged historically arrive to an emergency room as gunshot victims stating, “I was minding my own business reading my Bible on the porch and got shot.” Still heard today. The humor is seen in the unlikelihood of any truth at all in the statement.