You know the one thing Q has said all along that made my hair stand on end the most?
"WE HAVE IT ALL"
Order a bunch of fake security cameras online (they're cheap, get a shitload)
Nail them all up on your house and point them all straight at his place.
Also signs saying security cameras are in use
Little random lights outside to look like motion detectors. If they beep, even better.
NRA decals in all windows
"Protected by Smith & Wesson"
Giant glaring Alcatraz-tier floodlights with motion sensors - anybody moves, and it's high noon
I got redneck suggestions all day long, anon
I left out any of the very useful swamps in the USA - Atchafalaya, Okefenokee, Great Dismal, Congaree & Four Holes in SC, loads of possibilities.