Maybe they're ancient Lisp hackers?
The National Weather Center has just announced this YUGE storm over DC is named "March Madness" and is expected to continue through the end of the month. Expect severe straight-line wind gusts over 40 MPH, sizable hail, and heavy lightning. Thunder will be expected to be VERY LOUD during this storm. Do not be startled by all the BOOMs.
Aw, shit. You're absolutely correct. I'll just go KMS now. Apologies.
Clowns. Clowns are stupid.
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