The storm in the gulf that will be named Barry

The prophesied post from half-Chan: "look to twitter, exactly this "My fellow Americans, the storm is upon us."

Q, if this brewing storm is of yall's manufacture, part of the plan, (HAARP or something) …I gotta tell ya, to my shame, as a veteran of many hurricanes, I'm just not real happy about it. That said, I'll take it anyway, if it means the end of (((them)))…but, please, sir, if yall can control the intensity, please try to keep it as minimal as possible. Thanks.

Sincerely,

Your friend,

GulfCoastAnon