phone rings
CS: Hello Don.
DJT: Chuckles, what did we talk about last time you visited the WH?
CS: Sorry, hello, Mr. President.
DJT: I’m sure you’ve heard about Mr. Magoo dropping the hammer on your boy, McCabe?
CS: Yes, Mr. President.
DJT: I need you to start raising hell again about the consequences if I fire Mueller.
CS: Do I have to? It makes me look stupid. You know there are no real consequences.
DJT: Do it Chuckles. Or do we need to talk in the Oval Office again? Mad Dog is here with me now.
MM: Hi Chuckles.
CS: That’s not necessary. Thanks for the call, Mr. President.
DJT: My pleasure.
MM: Later Chuckles.
click dial tone
CS: Fuck me.