Occam's Razor wins again
Correct. Where there is stink, there is CIA.
Either Stars = Horoscope, which is insane and unlikely, or
Stars = Celebrities, which means the Derp State still hasn't learned any new tricks and is thus still destined to fail, or
Stars = Alien invasion as you suggest. (((They))) were going to save this one for close to the end of a one world takeover, to prove the "need" for central command and control. But instead maybe they use it for a Decidedly Desperate Defensive move. Awesome!
That money could have been better spent feeding hungry children. Shame on Dems!
If not geo-engineered wind, maybe bio-generated "aromatic" wind?