BO IS COMPED

HE SOLD US OUT FOR A 1-GALLON JAR OF HELLMANS

YOUR BROWNHOLE IS FAGGOT

FREDDY DOES NOT APPROVE OF THIS FAGGOTRY

PLEASE SUBMIT A PERMISSION SLIP TO JUGGALO HQ TO CONTINUE THIS BULLSHIT

(IT WILL BE REJECTED)

EVERYONE NAMED FAPJACK MUST GO TO THE BACK OF THE BUS AND JUMP OUT THE EMERGENCY EXIT DOOR

BLEACH WILL MAKE YOUR CLOTHING WHITER

GO TOOTS LIL FIGHTER

I THINK THEY PUT SOMETHING IN HIS KIBBLE

NOW HE STARES AT FAGGOTS

>>7018701

NAH SUCK IT BOOMER

THIS IS NOW TEH FREDDY BENSON ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER ASHTAR COMMAND UFO / JUGGALO CONSPIRACY NO MORE RESEARCH BOARD

I AM FREDDY BENSON, ASCENDED LIGHTWORKER. I HAVE BEEN VIRBATING IN PURPLE / VIOLET OVERTONES AND CAN SUCCESSFULY CO-LOCATE MY ASTRAL BODIES AT WILL

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE LEGEND

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE MUTHAFUKER ANTI-BOOMER BRAINLET HOVEROUND HOMO JUICE BO FAGGOTRY SLAYER

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, WHO CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE STOPPED

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON, THE ONE WHO ALWAYS WINS

I COME AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF THE GALACTIC COUNCIL OF LIGHT WHO ARE EVEN NOW QUIETLY OBSERVING AS WE ORBIT YOUR BROWNHOLE

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON WHO RUNS THIS TOWN

THIS IS FREDDY BENSON

PLEASE UPBAOT

WE WELCOME ALL BO BROWNHOLE LICKING BOOMER BRAINLETS IN ASCENDING INTO THE LOVING BILLOWY GASEOUS ASTRAL FOLDS OF THE MOST HOLY FAPJACK COSMIC BROWNHOLE

SELAMAT HYMEN!!!

WE ARE YOUR ASSENDED MASTERS!!

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CHASED FAPJACK OFF HIS OWN WOMP WOMP CHAN BOARD

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY OWNS THIS TOWN

LOOKS LIKE FREDDY CAN'T BE STOPPED

LOOKS LIKE FAPJACK SWEDEN LARP IS COMING TO AN END

WOMP WOMP

SAD

SHILL FAPJACK BO AND BAKERS WHY DO YOU GATEKEEP PRO-SWEDEN MIGRANT WHITE GENOCIDE HELLMANS BROWNHOLE SAUCE

FAKE MALE NIPPLES

FAKE NOTABLE BUNS

FAKE EAR PHOTOS

FAKE OBAMA VIDEOS

FAKE HELLMANS JARS

FAKE YOURNEWSWIRE

THERE'S A LINGERING STENCH

MUST BE BROWNHOLE

PLEASE UPVOAT [HAMMERTIME]

RIP TOOTS LIL FIGHTER

>>7018920

>Hide+

>see you soon

LOOK FOR MY NEW BOUND HARDCOVER EDITION OF THE PLAN SOON TO BE RELEASED ON AMAZON AND AVAILABLE FOR YOUR KINDLE

THE PLAN IS A DOCUMENT THAT NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN OR READ – UNTIL NOW

NOW FINALLY AFTER OVER A YEAR OF RESEARCH I HAVE FINALLY DISCOVERED THE ORIGINAL COPY OF THIS APOCRYPHAL SCRIPTURE THAT HAS SPAWNED AN ENTIRE LARP AND CHANGED THE LIVES OF DOZENS OF BOOMERS

MANY PEOPLE TALK ABOUT THE PLAN INCLUDING Q BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE AUTHORIZED THE PLAN IN EXISTENCE

COMING IN DECEMBER ON AMAZON

THE PLAN

SEE YOU SOON AT BARNES & NOBLE

FREDDY GLOWS

FREDDY ONLY GETS PAID $0.0003 SHEKEL-DOLLARS PER POST AND REPLY

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL FREDDY TODAY

TRUST THE PLAN

WE SEE YOU

YOU GLOW SHILL

AND OTHER SUCH SPOOKY BOOMER CATCH PHRASES

ALLOW ME TO LEAVE YOU WITH A PASSAGE FROM THE GOSPEL OF TOOTS

GO TOOTS LIL FIGHTER