<stuffs shekels in pocket>
Oi mate, it was just a hoax me and some friends thought would be really funny guys, it was just a prank bro!
<nervous authority figure>
See, the man said it all completely and entirely was an elaborate hoax, a juvenile prank to get some lolz, nothing to see here folks, the whole time it was just some practical jokers, carry on about your business people, don’t let these pranksters distract you with their nonsense. Anyone who says otherwise, they must be wacky conspiracy theorists, the same type of people who think members of our government kidnap children and do dirty things with them. Rubbish! You wouldn’t want to be cast in the same lot as them by discussing this nonsense hmmm??? That’s what I thought, carry on folks.