Look into Ralph Ellis' work. You can find him on YT.
Drudge is such a gigantic faggot for featuring this bullshit and for, well, being Matt Drudge.
And hot dogs. Don't forget the delicious hot dogs Momo and Bobo furnish him. With cheese and walnut sauce.
Bingo.
And Joey's, and Tommy's, and Bobby's, and…
He's gonna look so good in the chair.