>even if we have to give them a suppository.
I'm not sure if shoving the red pill of reality up someone's ass is the right approach to making friends and influencing people. Maybe re-think that one a little.
>when all these boomers lose it trying to scroll through the Chan
Hey, Joker, jokes on you. All the boomers are already here. Q, DJT, MDM, all here, all boomers. My kids are boomers, all here too. Get a grip, Sparky.