Every time I check this place in the middle of the night like this, I always wonder if somewhere, there are some creeps getting doorknocked by the White Hats, right that very minute.

This is exactly the time when I'd do it. Smack dab in the middle of their REM cycles.

If I ever see one of these happening IRL, I'm donating whatever it takes, so they can all go and have the fanciest Sunday brunch they can endure afterward.

Belgian waffles w/real butter and real maple syrup, sausage AND bacon, omelettes, hot fluffy country biscuits with sausage gravy, pepperjack cheese grits with Cajun shrimp, with a Bloody Mary bar.

Massive FBI Sunday afternoon naps after, for a job well done.