Cabal completely (and deliberately) missing the whole point of Bitcoin. Again. Bitcoin isn't backed by any third party and that's what makes it miraculous. No audits (of gold reserves) required, because Bitcoin is self-auditing.
I don't want petro-crypto or gold-crypto or dollar-crypto. I want Bitcoin. Or oil. Or gold. Or US Dollars. In my hands. Simple, really. Except it's really hard to go to the mall with a barrel of oil in my pocket. And it's really hard to make change for 5 grams of gold. And paper dollars don't work well over the internet, across continents, or in outer space.