Our medical system is fucked.
There are natural cures to cancer.
But unless you can patent that cure and make tons of money on that cure, you can't afford to do the many many tests on humans that you can legally tell people your item cures cancer.
No Facebook, you're too big already, and we're thinking about using Anti Trust Law to break your company up.
I would think that Fusco / JFK Jr would be a great special guest at political functions, for pictures. He really should be able to get money that way.