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Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her

in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some

groceries. Later, her husband noticed her sitting in her car in the

driveway with the car running and the windows rolled up. Her

eyes closed with both hands behind the back of her head. He became

concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes

were now open and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was

okay; Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head and

had been holding her brains in for over an hour (at least it seemed

that way to her, it actually had been 15 minutes, she blamed the

inability to tell time on her head injury).

The husband called the paramedics, who broke into the car because

the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her

head.

When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread

dough on the back of her head. From the back seat a Pillsbury biscuit

canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded

like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head.

When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and

thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly

recovered.

Linda is blonde, a Democrat, and an Biden supporter; but that

could all be a coincidence.

The defective biscuit canister was analyzed and it was determined to

be Trump's fault.