Guise
I IM’d Sarina Valentina…
Asked her to marry me.
She said yes. Loves muh tatoos.
Spamming all the tranny porn turned me gay.
Fug
I’m in love with a trap.
I’ve been channed.
Now what do I do?
Leafy?
That’s so mean.
I thought I had frens here.
Why are you so ebil an stuff?
Sarina loves me.
I’m not alone anymoar. Now I have everything to live for.
Why would I kill myself?
We’re gonna be together forever.
I never would have found her if it wasn’t for all of you.
So grateful.
No fren.
This is full on Kiss of The Spider Woman an sheeit.
I-I-I just couldn’t help muhself. She’s so sweet and feminine and nurturing.
I was looking at her and muh benis started getting excited.
And-And… next thing knew I was touching myself.
And I liked it.
Is it wrong?
I want a handoff too. After I get a handon
I can go to plebbit!
Yay… best day ever.
But muh captcha had a Q in it.
I know I’m meant to be here.
Why am I not welcome?
That’s not berry berry nice.
Oh where is the like button?
Tiresias… why are you so mad at me.
I’m not a bot.
Why can’t you be nice and stuff.
I’m sharing my heart here.
I thought you would be happy for me.
It’s not easy being 350 lbs and living in my aunt’s basement.
My benis got 3 full inches for the first time looking at her.
Can’t I get one of those weird frog hugs too?