>>7166529

Guise

I IM’d Sarina Valentina…

Asked her to marry me.

She said yes. Loves muh tatoos.

Spamming all the tranny porn turned me gay.

Fug

I’m in love with a trap.

I’ve been channed.

Now what do I do?

>>7166693

Leafy?

>>7166732

That’s so mean.

I thought I had frens here.

Why are you so ebil an stuff?

Sarina loves me.

I’m not alone anymoar. Now I have everything to live for.

Why would I kill myself?

We’re gonna be together forever.

I never would have found her if it wasn’t for all of you.

So grateful.

>>7166821

No fren.

This is full on Kiss of The Spider Woman an sheeit.

I-I-I just couldn’t help muhself. She’s so sweet and feminine and nurturing.

I was looking at her and muh benis started getting excited.

And-And… next thing knew I was touching myself.

And I liked it.

Is it wrong?

>>7166938

I want a handoff too. After I get a handon

>>7167087

I can go to plebbit!

Yay… best day ever.

But muh captcha had a Q in it.

I know I’m meant to be here.

Why am I not welcome?

That’s not berry berry nice.

Oh where is the like button?

>>7167148

Tiresias… why are you so mad at me.

I’m not a bot.

Why can’t you be nice and stuff.

I’m sharing my heart here.

I thought you would be happy for me.

It’s not easy being 350 lbs and living in my aunt’s basement.

My benis got 3 full inches for the first time looking at her.

Can’t I get one of those weird frog hugs too?