I assume a CIA creature. Everything Navy spells coup these days, right?

“Dan ‘McCain 2.0’ Crenshaw Votes to Potentially Give Asylum to Millions of Third-World Socialists”

https://bigleaguepolitics.com/dan-mccain-2-0-crenshaw-votes-to-potentially-give-asylum-to-millions-of-third-world-socialists/

Met with pizza loving Captain America.

Basically represents GHWBs old congressional district.

Came out of freaking nowhere to win his seat.

Has a glass eye. Still wears a pirate patch.

Does somebody own this guy? Who?