SoCal Edison outage map
Total customers affected: 1358
https://www.sce.com/outage-center/check-outage-status
Not as widespread as the notable makes it seem
This just in….Zero tries to stowaway in wheel well of airliner bound for "anywhere."
Paraphrasing Nadless' ravings: I personally have violated major laws six ways from Sunday, as have all my lefty colleagues. We will do or say ANYTHING to try and stave off the hangman for another week, praying that the illiterate fools who voted for us all will rise up in revolt to protect us. But it's hard, Jake, so hard when you're so fat you have to roll down the sidewalk while leaving a trail of brown slime. Sometimes I dream of doorknobs.