fuckery is going on lmao

what are these changes?

Henry,

If you’re not my ride or die husband…

I will forever be unhappy and this planet will go down the shitter

Don’t play with my heart/love

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pay close attention, Henry Cavill

our relationship literally means saving the world or leaving it and everyone on earth to perish

LMAO

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dear Henry Cavill,

i’d rather be single, unhappy, and fucking up the fun for everyone on this planet than having to settle for a fucking fugly Sam Heughan or Michael B. Jordan

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you are truly a dumb motherfucker if you think i’d ever let you embarrass me like this

if you break my heart and i die, this planet literally will turn into hell on earth

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i hold no feelings of remorse

be happy that the aliens are letting humans go up into space again

but just know that it is only on my terms

and you, Henry Cavill, are the only one holding humanity back from achieving its true potential

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Dear Henry Cavill,

mark my fucking words:

you break my heart

and humans will never leave this shithole planet

they will literally get harvested by the aliens

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