Q, why does asparagus make pee smell funny?
Q, how does my penis use the same hole for both pee and jizz? Why can't we implement this mechanism for ketchup and mustard?
SHOW ME YOUR PACKAGE DEVIN I CAN'T WAIT TIL WEDNESDAY SHOW IT NOW I NEED THAT EARLY GIRTH
Yeah right, desu. As if more than one person on this board has the capacity to be that much of a faggot.
Imagine using the "imagine being" retort for every fucking response.
How's about imagine shitting your pants and eating it with a soup ladle while Toots watches from the corner. He'll wear shades so its not too weird.
Nope. I like feeding your faggot tophole (you)s. Makes me happy.
But I've been practicing my gape all day :(
Yeah, that's what's on the "menu", but we all know what happens when daddy slips that Jackson between your pink sweaty cheeks after you finish your Hungry Man.
I don't blame you though. 20 bucks is 20 bucks.
Hey, at least you get a meal out of it.
See, that's the power of positive thinking!
You're gonna have to wait your turn. Always the bridesmaid…
Now THAT'S a pizza I could fuck.