I'm only going to say this once. If you ever want to be called "magnificent in bed", you need to know this about tits: They were not installed for your pleasure. The size, shape, etc. mean nothing. They were put there for the benefit of the operator, and the day you realize this will be the happiest of your life.
Learn how they work, and stop trying to make up for the fact that you were weaned early… Study the wiring, and stop being such a needy little bitch. I promise you, you will thank me.
That is all.