I just realized something…
You know how you go to a good restaurant buffet and line up your plate with what you like- but there’s always shit there that you’d never eat?
THAT is the Democratic Presidential race. It’s like a buffet of enough shit to satisfy every individual, but preventing one single individual to come out heavily on top.
Breaking down the main runners:
BUTTGIG- lgbt trophy
WARREN- yuppies who don’t like anyone else
WILLIAMSON- horney old hippies from the 60’s and their organic pagan wives
HARRIS- angry young people
BERNIE- angry old people
BETO- people who haven’t followed up on any media since last year
BIDEN- anyone leftover that doesn’t know who to vote for.