It's all AI
Also "just another day on the chans" is cute to say– but it isn't accurate. This is a global war. It is real. Not a game. And yet all this blase commentary about "the chans" always ignores this reality– why? Is the reality of "the chans" more compelling than the reality of the global crisis?
We should start vetting bakers. Let's Turing test them. There is no rational reason not to Turing test bakers.
We need to tighten up this ship. Let's institute Turing tests for bakers. What say ye, o human anons? I can't think of a reason not to, and we can start to take this board back if we do so.
While we're at it– what was the vetting process for BO?
That's a pretty silly thing to say– AI simulates typical attitudes, such as the goofy baker "panic" very easily– surely you know this?
Outs irrational not to vet bakers.
No, we need human bakers. Patriotic, focused on the mission.
Why wouldn't we vet bakers?
Why are we so lax, sloppy, and lazy about everything?