Hey Q,

I’ve got a question for you:

I know I should be caring about what’s going on geopolitically or whatever,

But I am bored out of my mind while I live my day to day waiting for things to happen in my immediate life!

When is the biggest wedding of all time happening?

I need to know because I should probably stop smoking, stop day-drinking, and maybe get a whitening lmao.

Also, I will not agree to an arranged marriage with that fugly Scotsman. I want the beautiful Brit with the big booty!

One more thing:

Are you guys just basing everything off of everything I do in my daily life?

Or are y’all NPCs and I’m literally the only person playing?

I need to know because nothing makes any sense anymore!

Except for me getting married to the absolute most beautiful human specimen alive!

Sam Heughan, Michael B. Jordan, Pietro Boselli, etc…

I will never marry these fugly, misshapen, inadequate losers!

I will only accept and marry Henry Cavill as my husband!

Q, you better make things right for me and Henry Cavill or else I won’t play along with this bullshit any longer and I will literally tell all of you assholes to go fuck off and die! Like I said before, my heart is not a toy to be played with and if I cannot get Henry as my husband, I will never forgive you all for allowing this to happen!