Actually fucking border patrol agents, or rather getting them fucked sounds like a good cause. Those dudes must be stressed out. It would better for everyone if patriots would start a gofundme so that deserving agents could be flown to legal brothels in Nevada for weekend R&R. Agents come back to the border in a relaxed state of mind. It's hard to be motivated to commit atrocities against helpless migrants after you just got a blumpkin from a trio of Asian hookers.
Just sayin'