I love you, Sam!

Henry has been trying to steal my identity this whole time, but little does he know that I am not giving up!

I don’t care if Demi ends up with Henry!

I just want to be happy!

And you know what?

I’ll just admit that Batman has always been the more interesting superhero.

Superman is a giant try-hard loser!

Batman: The Animated Series is the absolute best 90s cartoon.

No wonder they gave Henry the role of Superman.

He is such a blank slate that the role literally plays him.

Henry is trying to steal my essence because he absolutely has no soul at all!