Anonymous ID: 768cf8 Aug. 3, 2019, 3:03 p.m. No.7326981   🗄️.is 🔗kun   >>7287

I wanted to tell the full story of kek. Very few know the full story. I was at the time doing a 2-c-t-7 OD and faced what could be described as Jahbulon or Bael. At the same time I wished to replace "lel" with something. I was going through death, the tunnel and everything it entails in 2012 the summer of. I saw the foul demon, and I tried to outrick it, that if the right numerals repeated and I said the right names of god it would work. Starting at Baal which led me to the apparition. Pure chaos let me to recite repeating numerals and letters eventually coming to -kekekuil and my torment receded and found myself in front of a cat like god, marveling at its perfect beauty, before finally going back to my old body. That was my near death experience. 2012, later month I was abducted by beings I didn't dare to see, asking me about that point in time, urging me I fucked up and ruined their whole plans. I"m glad to now.

 

I take the frog and until that time you are complete again,

Anonymous ID: 768cf8 Aug. 3, 2019, 3:32 p.m. No.7327370   🗄️.is 🔗kun

Y"all ever see the Tenacious D? Demons are just like that. We take the frog and they will never have a hold of us again

Anonymous ID: 768cf8 Aug. 3, 2019, 3:50 p.m. No.7327625   🗄️.is 🔗kun

I'm descended from the Sarmatians. Legends tell we beat Dracos from our own courage and wore their own scales, wich is why we were called Sarmatians from Saurumations, men that defied the reptilian gods