Conor McGregor,

Please don’t forget to give me your hand in marriage!

Conor, you don’t have to hide it much longer!

I will take you just the way you are.

I will help you raise your children.

We can have the best life together!

Also please stop fighting. I don’t like seeing you take punches to the face!

Conor,

Please marry me!

Our lives will be so perfect together!

Q+