elijah wood 2020
knows potatoes and shitty curtains
elijah wood 2020
has no cult island stock photos
does not larp drumpfs
has a ring that binds
real homo taxes
elijah wood 2020
knows zuckerburg saw that dick pic
still kept the taxes homo
peanut butter savior
been to Mordor, Moria, and Isengard
won a blumpkin award
elijah wood 2020
has doppleganger
been to middle earth
left the shire
knows finger in the hole symbols
elijah wood 2020
didn;t know you was homo for four novels
kept taxes homo anyways
knew you mad too
still goes to isengard
elijah wood 2020
elijah wood 2020
can;t afford sex cult water
kept taxes homo anyways
elijah wood 2020
saved by potatoes in the forest
still went to isengard
has homo taxes
does not eat ababies to impress bankers
knows hole symbols
reads book
elijah wood 2020
dragged a walrus to hell and back
so it could marry a trannywhore
still kept the taxes homo
knows ring that binds
elijah woods 2020
has no joo memes
talks like a fag
acts like a fag
stayed out of Narnia
elijah wood 2020
doesn't xenu milk
has no gore fetish
trusts Natlie Portman
works with tall wizards
too gay to elf
kept taxes homo anyways
elijah wood 2020
memes that don;t suck butt
knows gimili
helped RGB our of the Moria uranium
kept taxes homo anyways