'No Press is Bad Press'
Advertising is expensive. Having fake news promote our platform is the ideally suited to our advertising campaign's budget: $0. So, when you get a chance, be sure to thank fake news for all the free media coverage; directing all those asleep to the board of enlightenment.
And be sure to put on your bestest behavior, welcoming all our new Frens.
THANK YOU, FAKE NEWS!
WWG1WGA!