>be me
>work at Morgan Stanley as a banking analyst
>work at a hedge fund as a trader
>get ferociously redpilled about the financial system in 2014
>get born again at the same time
>commit to following Jesus
>immediately get fired
>become a private tutor
>start redpilling about economics in my spare time
>get into cryptos
>#MAGA
>Podesta emails
>Q
>start crypto investment fund
>take calls from potential investors all day today while continuously posting memes to Twitter and hijacking hashtags
>best timeline