>What kind of trash would be funny or interesting to have there?
Hey, Argie fren! Good to see you here, especially since the informative/interesting-vs-shitposting ratio on cuckchan has become unbearable skewed, now that it seems like there are more shills than genuine anons at the moment.
Anyway, to answer your question: I suggest an egg carton with a "Durex" or "Trojan" label on it. Pretty subtle, but I think plenty of people would LOL once the joke hit them.