OR…
>Learn to read the map.
>We may have overestimated your ability
>Be the autists we know you are.
>You were chosen for a specific reason.
Tl;Dr
When anons stop trying too hard, and K.I.S.S., the "Cryptic Communication" is easily decrypted.
Smoke a better grade, less paranoia
How else would you allude to what may be classified information, enough so that it can be figured out by a logically thinking mind (minus confirmation bias), but not enough that you're flat out revealing the classified info?