Baker girls are sexier when they're doing /qresearch/
>The whole Maritime Law narrative is false. Maritime Law only applies to seafaring vessels or activities happening on the sea; it does not apply to newborns and US citizens (unless they are on the sea) or the governance of the United States. Whoever started this movement is confused and does not understand the legal framework of the USA.
Research what is defined as navigable water (or distance thereto). I'll give you a hint that your gutter counts.