Anonymous ID: 490398 Dec. 2, 2019, 5:35 p.m. No.7415785   🗄️.is 🔗kun

>>7415772

>HRH Prince Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

>Look, man to man, seriously and in all Regal honesty, I can't possibly be held responsible for accidentally groping her proud and perky twin milkers when she sat on my lap, it was purely a PTSD response due to my emotionally crippling non-sweaty battlefield experiences during the Falklands war, in which I was a stand-out war-bird hero and sank the Flagship Argentine cruiser, "General Belgrano" single handedly with a depleted uranium Zuni rocket.

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