A brief rundown, if I may:
Some people came here and built these neat ass pyramid things (they're pretty much diamonds, but that's another story). These neat ass pyramid things help them do a bunch of stuff, I think anyway, like channel different entities in to dead bodies, help to activate the merkabah, but most importantly, they gather energy from the son and moon and create large deposits of gold and silver, respectively, in the earth after harnessing both energies.
So, since these deposits needed to be mind, here we are, miners, created by the Sirians.
Apparently, Thoth was hanging around one day, got bored or something, and started teaching us (white people. the niggers have been here all along. they're actually native - hence their resembling apes so much) about The Fire - or how to activate the Kundalani.
People got pissed that he showed us how to stop playing The Game (Greys, or D'aou/D'aul, Reptilians you keep hearing about, or Cekahrr, and those ever-so-pesky Hebrews we all love so much) and ended up murdering him/his son by nailing him to a tree. Sometimes, they even take his eye (Horus/Odin). Ultimately, he "rises in three days", which just means he develops a following after his "death" (Dionysus, Yeshua, etc.).
So, basically, we just wait around a bunch and every like 250 years or so some crazy shit happens. Last time we did this, a bunch of smelly pilgrims got pissed that some dude that was telling them he owned them and sailed across a huge sea to hang out with some natives that they raped and gave diseases to until the majority of them were gone, eventually getting pissed that the king kept saying he owns them. After a while of this, they poured his favorite drink in the big ocean and said, "fuck you. you don't own us."
Now, here we are, waiting for the current cycle to be over so we can all figure out what happens next. Luckily, it's Aquarius this time, so we get to learn to swim again, but ultimately get to hang out with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles living in Agartha/Ibez who've been watching us closely and are eagerly waiting to talk to us and tell us to stop doing stupid shit so we can all go hang out in/with monad.
And that's about as normie as I can make it…