I gave it about 5 seconds and decided I didn't like this game and moved on.
Anon, Get her vitamin C tablets. Start with 4 grams and see how she tolerates it. If she tolerates that, keep hitting her with a gram every hour.
You didn't hear this from me, okay?
Also, grab the book "Mycomedicials" by Paul Stamets and look at the chart in the first few pages. Inspiration.
Okay … what are those bumps in her panty?
Guess who's coming to dinner?