And teh hobbits found finger in teh jew goldhole was teh path to teh dark side larpings
And teh hobbits were teh legally teh " gay" shotgun wedding married and teh Gaylord joo bacon was teh yum
Only a $35 license for legally gay hobbit licensed new joo deal hopes
It's queer homo romance of a murder cult
Smoother than Peter Pan peanut butter
Knowing baalzebub story makes teh walrus danielfaggot marriage a zero sum solution
Heck
If Baal and lucifer and baphomet helped OpGAYESTSHOTGUNWEDDUNG EVER
TEH JEW WHINE WOULD SOLVE ITSELF