Memo For Record
General Mattis is a RedHat.
That's a WhiteHat Enforcer.
<glad some of you are growing some Sense.
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>The Best from ‘Mad Dog Mattis’…
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“I don’t lose any sleep at night over the potential for failure. I cannot even spell the word.”
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“The first time you blow someone away is not an insignificant event. That said, there are some assholes in the world that just need to be shot.”
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“I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”
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“Find the enemy that wants to end this experiment (in American democracy) and kill every one of them until they’re so sick of the killing that they leave us and our freedoms intact.”
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“Marines don’t know how to spell the word defeat.”
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“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”
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“The most important six inches on the battlefield is between your ears.”
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“You are part of the world’s most feared and trusted force. Engage your brain before you engage your weapon.”
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“There are hunters and there are victims. By your discipline, cunning, obedience and alertness, you will decide if you are a hunter or a victim.”
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“No war is over until the enemy says it’s over. We may think it over, we may declare it over, but in fact, the enemy gets a vote.”
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“There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It’s really great.”
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“You cannot allow any of your people to avoid the brutal facts. If they start living in a dream world, it’s going to be bad.”
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“You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You know, guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway. So it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them. Actually it’s quite fun to fight them, you know. It’s a hell of a hoot. It’s fun to shoot some people. I’ll be right up there with you. I like brawling.”
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“I’m going to plead with you, do not cross us. Because if you do, the survivors will write about what we do here for 10,000 years.”
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“Demonstrate to the world there is ‘No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy’ than a U.S. Marine.”
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“Fight with a happy heart and strong spirit”
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>The Book of Mattis, Confirmations, 2:1
<The lord militant wavethed his bladed hand and the nobles parted as grass. "Remember this day" he bellowed "for not a single fuck was given to any, if they be a Marine in my beloved corps they shall stack the bodies of mine nations enemies liketh any other" and the nobles saw this, and that it was good and they rejoiced. "But what of the Tartars who plagueth our cybers?" One noble asked. "And not a fuck for them either, they bleedeth as well as any other" The lord militant uttered. And across the land, the people rejoiced. For they saw the Lord Militant was a just leader, a friend to allies and a bitter enemy to all who opposed him. "And today we giveth no fucks! Verily!" Shouted the Lord Militants beloved corps. "The grass will grow, the blood of our nations enemies shall nurture and sate our soil and we will have a bountiful harvest of souls" And the Marines rejoiced and went to bed with whoever they wished. Songs were sung of triumph and of battle and the glory that was to come in his wake. "Until no enemy standeth before us but peace!" Was the cry "and no fucks shall we giveth" was their elation. And upon them, the Lord Militant cast his knowing smile. "It is coming my children, waiteth just a little longer"