Dammit, anons, I was hoping a deal would fall through…
Am part of an estate sale, and buyer came in with lowball offer. Backed it up with an inspection, then ridiculous demands for another $25K off. Wrote reply basically saying KYS and here's what I'm willing to offer.
Fugger accepted, and now I'm stuck with the work.
Real estate deals are entirely too polite these days. We really need to be able to settle crap disputes with musket pistols…including shooting the RE agents who make everything a giant pain in the ass.