what does it say, professor, what do these ancient scriptures reveal, carved here in this wall.
it says 'dark and seedy. broken ovum, bread is heated to a scrooch', I conclude it's an ancient ritual of . . . abomination . . .
"we must make a new religion and do this!!! " say the abominable.
years later a new translation:
pumpernickel bread, with a hole, two eggs, and fry in a pan
smart people say
"we must have breakfast!"