mathematically impossible satunalia solstice will happen at 11:19 on a saturday this year. Hopefully christians and pagans can declare a truce and just get laid.
Abraham was from the land of ur.
There is the ziggurat of ur in iraq.
The sin of Ham was laughter, for which he was cursed
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>insert bull durham reference
Stranger things have happened, anons.