Boris Johnson to increase minimum wage by four times inflation

Okey dokey. That puts more people out of werk as its cheaper to get robots.

Has my wage increased? I'm not jelly, it's a good job I'm a robot repair man.

https://amp.theguardian.com/society/2019/dec/31/boris-johnson-to-raise-minimum-wages-by-four-times-inflation

Watch you're kababs (and other take always) easy way to administer Rohypnol or other evil shit. Whatch you're backs and you're families is all I'm saying.

Bognor Regis: Two arrested after pills 'found in takeaway kebabs'

Two men have been arrested on suspicion of administering poison with intent to endanger life after the discovery was made.

https://news.sky.com/story/bognor-regis-two-arrested-after-pills-found-in-takeaway-kebabs-11898261