What about about the double speak in credit card advertising:
"All it takes"
So the card eventually takes all my stuff?
"Life takes Visa"
So, we die unless we have it?
"It's everywhere you want to
be."
Like they're on a beach in Fiji, but I'm not welcome?
"Don't leave home without it"
Wtf… is that a threat?
"There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else there’s Mastercard."
So you can't BUY love, but your MasterCard can?
"Wherever it takes you, the future takes Visa"
Without Visa we can't proceed into the the future?
"All you need"
Really?
"Do More"
What? I'm not doing enough for you already?
18% on Fiat currency which cost you NOTHING?!
"What’s in your wallet?"
No money for sure! Thanks to you!
You BASTARDS!!!!