What time is the rally tonight?!
What a great idea! A rally!
Who are the geniuses running Potus' campaign!?
They are the best of the best!!!!!!
Thanks assholes!!!!
Change of plans. No rally. We'll show up with 30,000 free t-shirts in January.
We're going to head-fake that Potus is hiding under his desk in the Oval Office.
We're going to ask Reps in the House to hustle and get it done by 7:00 EST. Then, we're going to announce a national address by Potus.
He will reassure 40-50 million Americans in a non-combative, even-tempered manner on every network and cable station.
He will tell Americans what happened, its political nature and what to expect going forward.
He will even be light-heartedly referencing Christmas and Chanukkah shopping, wish everyone happy ones and own the day.
Carpe fucking Diem