>raises smoking age to 21
So things are heading in the direction I feared most anyway, Trump or not. Come on, just drop a fucking bomb on me. I'm going to end my life anyway after my transmission fails, and I'm sure being vaporized is less painful than anything I can think of. Do me a favor.
Seriously, if the "post-awakening" world is going to be no less gay and boring than life is now, just end me. Please.
I can't even picture it.
And I'm so bad at it. I haven't had more than 1000 in my bank account in a decade, and have never been successful. All I have in life is driving, and my car is probably going to be dead in a few months. I'm not going to make it.
How helpful, more cryptic bullshit. End me.
Everything sucks. Well everyone, enjoy your delusion that things will ever get better. At least you have that.