Dang. Those are like the old crazy landlord lady in There's Something About Mary.
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DAAAMN
Quick dig on James Boasberg:
https://ballotpedia.org/James_E._Boasberg
Grew up in San Francisco
Yale 1985
MSt from Oxford 1986
Yale Law 1990
Appointed to U.S. District Court for Washington DC by Obama
Oh, fan-fucking-tastic.